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- mightybob
- I'm the third of four kids and graduated with a degree in international development. I've been to Ecuador and Romania on orphan support missions and hope to go to Uganda or Mexico within the next few years on similar endeavors. I did a field study in Guatemala and may someday finish my writeup to the point of publication. My favorite color is periwinkle, and I wear argyle socks with everything. I love to bounce ideas off of people. Please, let me pick your brain. Comments are encouraged.
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Even though I couldn't understand many of the words it was funny. Send me a transcript.
We were discussing the ritual torture and senseless slaughter of turkeys in the name of the gluttonous, nationalistic, patriarchal holiday that we call Thanksgiving
Right, and the sickest thing that Fiona told us is that, apparently, that one company has a 1-800 number that gives out cooking tips and recipes encouraging the mutilation and consumption of these beautiful birds!
Are you gonna be OK?
*gasp* Yeah. So, um, we wrote a song about it, um, for all the turkeys out there who celebrate Thanksgiving. It’s called “Basted in Blood.”
We gather together for yams, beans, and cranberry sauce
But have you given much thought lately
To the turkey holocaust?
20 million noble birds slaughtered every fall
Ain’t no difference ‘tween Hitler, Stalin,
And the folks at Butterball
Butterball!
So set your tables, America
from Birmingham to Branson
But when you carve that turkey you’re a
finger-lickin’ Charlie Manson
Enjoy your pumpkin pie, your buttery Idaho spuds
Grandma’s chestnut stuffing, and a
Turkey basted in blood
Basted in blood!
Basted in blood, basted in blood, basted in blood…
That is soooooo funny :) Their voices matched each other really well too!
That is one of the more funny web videos I've ever seen. I've only seen one episode of SNL all the way through, but if they're this funny, I'll watch more! Happy Holidays!
BigRedHammer
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