17 September 2007

Package from Brünhilda

Brünhilda is at it again... she's sending a birthday package to a new friend:


Things from the Homeland:
Fossil dinosaur bone
Hebrews 4:12
“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.”

Gold (ok, well… iron pyrite… it looks like gold…)
Job 28:12-19
“But where shall wisdom be found? and where is the place of understanding? Man knoweth not the price thereof; neither is it found in the land of the living. The depth saith, It is not in me: and the sea saith, It is not with me. It cannot be gotten for gold, neither shall silver be weighed for the price thereof.”

Arrowhead
Don’t be discouraged by outspoken opposers of the faith. Remember the prayer of David:
Psalms 64:1-4
“Hear my voice, O God, in my prayer: preserve my life from fear of the enemy. Hide me from the secret counsel of the wicked; from the insurrection of the workers of iniquity: who whet their tongue like a sword, and bend their bows to shoot their arrows, even bitter words: That they may shoot in secret at the perfect: suddenly do they shoot at him, and fear not.”

Remember instead:
Ephesians 6:16
“Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.”

1 Nephi 15:24
“And I said unto them that it was the word of God; and whoso would hearken unto the word of God, and would hold fast unto it, they would never perish; neither could the temptations and the fiery darts of the adversary overpower them unto blindness, to lead them away to destruction.”

A Stone (peacock copper, actually)
John 8:7 “So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”
(Take it easy on your companion… even if he’s got it coming to him…)


The Pet I Promised
Oh no! You waited too long to open the package! She starved to death…



For You & For your companion

Cast of Brünhilda’s Teeth
This is part of a cast they made of my teeth as they were trying to decide just how to go about fixing my 4” overbite. I send it to you as a token of affection to remember me by. And it might be fun to stick it in your next companion’s drink while he’s not looking…


Pocket Knife
You probably wish you had this handy when you were opening the package, eh? Pocket knives are handy to have around when you’re fending off wild beasts in the wilderness. I’m not real familiar with Oregonian geography, but I thought I’d send it just in case…



Tie
Made of the skins of beasts. I sewed it myself! (but my dad hunted the beasts) Wear it with pride! The gold specks on the front are in the shape of part of the Norwegian family petroglyph.

2 comments:

FeatherSky said...

Wow, it's a good thing you are sending that knife. Those beasts in Oregon...wow, can't be too prepared!

You are so funny! I didn't know the Brunhilda saga was still going on! :)

mightybob said...

tee hee... brunhilda gets referrals from time to time...

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