1)
MB: I got 3 nosebleeds last night! I figure it's either your fault or K's.
C: It can't be mine... unless I've been sleepwalking. I have been stressed with that one co-worker lately.
MB: I'll say! Dreamed I was her 3 times last night!
C: Maybe you'd better keep your door locked tonight.
2)
(after watching the last episode of "The Office" from 2 seasons ago)
MB: Man... I want someone to walk up and kiss me like that.
C: I can arrange for it.
MB: (pauses in contemplation) I can't even begin to imagine who you would get to do that.
C: (through a sinister grin) I'm here to make your dreams come true, MB.
MB: Uhhh...
C: You want to add some qualifiers to that wish?
MB: Yeah...
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You watch the Office too??? You are so cool :) I LOVE that show!
I thought I talked to you about those nose bleeds. KEEP THE FINGERS OUT!!! ;)
I used to get lots of nosebleeds when I was a kid. The dr had to cauterize my nose.I don't remember what the entailed, but it left a big black mark right below my nose. I was in 1st or 2nd grade and I was REALLY embarrassed about it. My mom came to school to let me teacher know about it, and let her know that I was embarrassed about it. So at the beginning of class, the teacher brings me up before the whole class and tells the whole class the whole story of my nose bleeds. I was MORTIFIED.
yeah, so... my roommate has all the past seasons of The Office, and i've now seen all but the first...
that's an AWESOME story about a nosebleed. :)
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