Dear John, oops! I mean Elder Fulano!
I’ve got some good news, and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is that I’m finally recovering from orthodontic surgery. Several inches of jaw bone were removed last month. I’m healing very quickly – I get that from my dad’s side of the family. You can hardly tell there are scars now. The bad news is… well… an old flame came into town recently, and things have moved very quickly, and… I really don’t know how to say this. So I’ll let the enclosed announcement do the talking.
I’m so sorry, Elder Fulano. I don’t know if things could have worked between us, but Og and I just seem to be so right for each other. You’ll find another dream boat. One who deserves you.
Good-bye!
Your Brünhilda no longer,
4 comments:
Ohhh noooooo!
Amy, you're nuts--that's probably why I like you. Next time you can be a pirate. Get your own pirate name at www.piratequiz.com. What are you doing the 4th and 5th of August? Want to go camping in Jackson Hole?
Well, I sent the announcement (printed on photo paper, by the way - I thought that would be a nice touch) yesterday. He comes home in 2 weeks, so I doubt I'll get a response. But I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it. Thus ends the Brunhilda saga.
e(i)rina - there are so very many reasons to like me. the nuts part is as good as any. i like you 'cuz you're dang swell.
i be Iron Bess Rackham... arrrrrr! :)
i'd be tickled pink to come camping at jackson hole! let me check with the powers that be, and i'll shoot you an email. *wahoo!*
That is sooooooooooooo funny!!!! :)
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